The “Anything” Subscription

Description

“Wow, anything? Really??”

Yes. This includes everything from the one-time services, plus email writing, speeches, and whatever else you might need help with. Hell, I’ll even help you text your crush.

Here are the extra perks you’ll get with this insane subscription:

• Priority requests (this means people like you with a subscription get their requests fulfilled before any of the peasants who didn’t get one)
• Unlimited revisions
• One call per month (if that’s your thing) to discuss whatever you like: I can teach you how to be funnier, we can chat about how to guide your brand in a more fun direction, or we can talk about your childhood traumas if that’s your thing
• You’ll get a Google doc with my ideas on new ways to improve your brand

The general turnaround time is 24 to 36 hours per request. Because this includes any type of content, one “request” can be hard to define. So don’t worry, we can talk about it more in-depth to make sure we’re on the same page. One request is usually defined as one page of copy, a few short emails, one blog post, a handful of short product descriptions, etc. If you ask me to write 50 product descriptions, it will likely take longer than 36 hours but we can discuss a timeframe and I’ll get it done ASAP.

I do work on weekends, but I leave room for non-work activities in the naive hope of achieving a semblance of work-life balance, so I can’t guarantee the 24-36h turnaround on Saturday & Sunday. Eventually, I’ll get to a 24h turnaround 24/7 once my business grows to the point at which I can use capitalism in my favor to hire and train talent. To do that, I need your money. Thanks.